Wheatley Laboratories

letallthatishiddennowbefound: masterhackerwheatley: “Testing, testing… 1… 2… 3… Ah! There we go!...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:14:23 -0400

masterhackerwheatley:

“Testing, testing… 1… 2… 3… Ah! There we go! This thing works. Brilliant. It looks like I’m back! Er, back to a core, unfortunately. The whole… Android body was destroyed… Along with a few test chambers. Long story short, it was a test gone wrong! But uh, I finally managed to upload myself back into my core aaand… I’m back! Now lets get this show on the road, shall we?”

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“…Do I know you from somewhere, sir?”

Oh boy, that voices sounded familiar. Wheatley hesitated as he searched for the data he could connect the voice to.

»Searching databanks…

»File Corrupt.

»Cannot read file. Delete? (Y/N)

“Uhhh! No, I don’t think so. I’m sorry, mate.”

wandering-aperture: masterhackerwheatley: “Testing, testing… 1… 2… 3… Ah! There we go! This thing...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:48:37 -0400

wandering-aperture:

masterhackerwheatley:

“Testing, testing… 1… 2… 3… Ah! There we go! This thing works. Brilliant. It looks like I’m back! Er, back to a core, unfortunately. The whole… Android body was destroyed… Along with a few test chambers. Long story short, it was a test gone wrong! But uh, I finally managed to upload myself back into my core aaand… I’m back! Now lets get this show on the road, shall we?”

“Wh-Wheatley! Oh my goodness, is that you honey? How did—but you were—a-are you alright?” The small woman rushed over, eyes widening in concern. She hadn’t seen her friend in a long while—but he certainly wasn’t a core the last time they’d met! “A-are you okay, dear?”

“Ahh, yes luv. I’m alright. Unfortunately, my android body is not. Destroyed in an explosion. I only recently came back online and managed to upload myself to a core.” Wheatley let out a nervous laugh, awkwardly looking away. “But I’m back! You weren’t worried about me, were you?”

“Testing, testing… 1… 2… 3… Ah! There we go! This thing works....

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:42:08 -0400

“Testing, testing… 1… 2… 3… Ah! There we go! This thing works. Brilliant. It looks like I’m back! Er, back to a core, unfortunately. The whole… Android body was destroyed… Along with a few test chambers. Long story short, it was a test gone wrong! But uh, I finally managed to upload myself back into my core aaand… I’m back! Now lets get this show on the road, shall we?”

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Thu, 16 May 2013 17:50:41 -0400

“Oh! Oh, that’s an easy one! The surface! I’ve heard so much about it… And get this! She can’t harm us from up there! U-Us meaning Chell and I, of course…”